Things I've Won

Comedy:
Ottawa Comic OCRAPS Least Worst New Guy 2012 Award.
Best 6 minute clean set told in the back of a restaurant for a crowd that didn't know comedy would happen.
An Electronic Yodeling Pickle.

Curling:
16gb 4th gen iPod Touch
Kobo Reader
Two frozen Turkeys
Golf Shirt
Golf Balls

so yeah i'm doing okay.